Rat Attempt 4 Dec

Hot NYC Holiday Edition: The Next Rat is Sat. Dec. 9!

GraceGotham-Stumblebum-80It’s the 2017 holidays in NYC!

That means Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Milad-un-Nabi, Dhanu Sankranti… and, G_d help you, dinners with your relatives. (Secular humanism won’t ease that existential angst, will it, smart guy?) So come and be entertained: celebrate, see a show and numb yourselves with the Rat!

Now in its 5th Year, Ten-Foot Rat Cabaret features an inspired, curated monthly roster of thrilling music, smart comedy, amazing dance, clever storytelling, sexy burlesque, art and theatrical vaudeville spectacle. A great show in a legendary East Village venue: a night out like no other!

Featuring the Talents of:

MAD CHARACTER COMEDY:
The talented hilarious Melissa Aquiles is on the bill! Her insane interactive show “Hire Me” was chosen for the PIT’s SoloCom Festival, and she can be seen in the upcoming Denied from New York variety show. Who will she be at the Rat??

HOT PROFESSIONAL DANCE:
The Fishnet Follies, a “boutique act” created specially for the Rat, comprise members of the acclaimed international Guilty Pleasures Cabaret dance troupe. They bring their dazzle, costumery, Tap, Frug, “circus” contortion, and acclaimed Light Show to the Rat every month! See why they wowed Feinstein’s/54 Below, the Triad, the Duplex and worldwide resorts from Belize to China!

PHYSICAL THEATRICAL COMEDY:
Pamela Wess – She slew them at the acclaimed Bindelstiff Open Stage (Dixon Place), and she’s the driving force behind “On Women Who Validate Themselves Through Sex” (Official Selection of LA Comedy Festival, Las Vegas Film Festival,and Iron Mule Short Comedy Festival – winner of Audience Award). What will this inspired performer-entertainer-writer-director bring to the Rat??

SMART MUSICAL COMEDY:
Noam Osband – He made Reddit’s front page when he serenaded jammed pedestrians on the Brooklyn Bridge (https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6062en/how_to_clear_out_the_bike_lane/). From religious bowling to Hitler’s vegetarianism, from his “First Kiss Confessions” true-life web series to “The Ballad of Eva Braun,” Noam brings his experience as a documentary filmmaker, educator and anthropologist to his comedy, and his rambunctious brilliance is nothing short of hysterical.

DARK ‘GERMAN’ XMAS PARODY:
Gregor of Berlin (Gregory Levine) – appearing “by contractual obligation,” he’ll regale you with horrid tales of Teutonic childhood, decadence, morphine, prostitution, and of course, show biz. (Seen in The Duplex, Feinstein’s/54 Below, the Capital Fringe, Frigid Festival, Travel Channel and in the Guinness World Records).

GORGEOUS MUSIC:
(It’s a Surprise!)

…and MORE!

HOSTED by Stand Up Comic/Storyteller, Canadian Import Jillian Thomas(MTV Live, The Toronto Show, The Buzz, Listen Missy, & Much Music’s Love Court). Not to mention the annual East Village Oscar Awards Party, and Canada’s longest-running cannabis-cafe comedy-club show!

Produced by Rob Dub and Gregory Levine

~Beer, Wine, Japanese Sake and Hard Cider Sold in Theater~
(Must be 17+ or accompanied by Guardian to Attend Show / 21+ with ID to Drink)

WHERE and WHEN:
Ten-Foot Rat Cabaret
at Under St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Pl. (8th St.) bet. 1st Ave. and Ave. A

Saturday, Dec. 9, 2017 – 10:30pm
$10 TICKETS – At the Door, or Reserve Online: https://tickets.vendini.com/ticket-software.html?e=6a76f521a578eef47b8e34e8e55b6f01&t=tix&vqitq=70877a58-6e42-4b4e-90bb-eee351a4bb06

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Special Thanks to Horse Trade Theater Group

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